Me: What's his name.
7YO: Tyler.
Me: Have you kissed him?
7YO: No! I'm going to marry him.
Me: If you marry him you're going to have to kiss him.
Wife: But not until you're 18.
7YO: Yay!
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Ever notice how many assholes there are in this world? I mean besides you? Chances are you're a selfish jerk; there's so damn many of them around wherever you go. OK. Maybe not you. After all, here you are reading my humble little mini-screeds. But, you have to admit, there are tons of 'em out there. Right? I just want to point 'em out and give 'em the verbal thrashing they deserve. I've pretty much given up on people becoming more thoughtful, so I figured I might as well just vent.